Scrapes, headache, fuzzy memories - welcome to 2009!

Happy 2009!

I am of the idea that making resolutions for the new year is incredibly silly, so these aren't resolutions, per se.....

Foods I want to consume and digest in 2009:

• Pie of any variety.
• Spinach.
• Bacon.
• (Are coffee and beer "foods," really?)
• Cheeseburgers. Many.
• Some fiber. It's important to stay regular.
• Anything made with a lot of honey.

Animals I want to touch with my hands in 2009:

• A horse or pony.
• Some sort of kitten-like creature. They are quite soft.
• Cute human boys.
• A bonobo, if at all possible.
  
• (Resisting the urge to say "Your mom"...)
• A couple of dogs, probably.
  

Words I want to use gratuitously in 2009:

• "Gratuitously."
• "Defenestrate(d)."
• "Your."
• "Mom."
• "Phone," as a verb instead of "call."
• "Brevity." (Um, I guess there will be a lot of Big Lebowski quoting?)
• "Sublime." But I won't be talking about the band.

Ways in which I plan to waste time in 2009:

• Trolling Reddit.
• Facebook stalking.
• Trying to figure out addresses of webcomic artists. (So I guess being generally creepy....)
• Meticulously arranging my hair.
• Writing blog posts.
• Writing C++ programs that don't do anything useful, but say sarcastic things.
• Sitting at the Ugly Mug.

Ridiculous assumptions I will probably make in 2009:

• Drinking beer will help me study. (I so wish though.)
  
• Money reproduces itself! (Not the case.)
  
• It is not creepy to Facebook stalk people. (It is WAY creepy.)
  
• My friends will never move away. (They will.)
  
• Gordon will do all the work at Puppets. (This might actually be true.)
• I can learn important things from the people on Reddit. (Just... No.)

Alright. 2009 will probably be mostly okay. Every year is, really.



So, I may not remember anything that happened after 1:00 last night, but at least I didn't kill a unicorn in my bathtub, like whoever lives here:

Or get champagne on my ceiling. Poor Pleasuredome kids...
(I did get quite a lot on my pants, however.)